If you are reading this, then you are most likely a human. If you are a cat, then congratulations! We are big fans.. Anyway, here are a few reasons why you humans would love being a cat. There are so many, and yet this is my very limited list. Continue reading...
1. Super furry & fuzzy
2. Very flexible
3. Great hunting skills
4. Always get to sleep
5. Long, flexible tail
6. No boring politics
7. Adorable whiskers
8. Night vision
9. Four legs to walk on (Always land on your feet!)
10. Always get what you want
11. Bathe yourself
12. Grippy/rough tongue for licking people with
13. Eat & drink whenever you want
14. Your own cartoon (HELLO KITTY)
15. A deluxe bathroom (The litter box!!!)
16. Sharp claws for torturing your victims with
17. Cute ears for listening to kitty gossip with
18. Razor sharp teeth
19. Only one thing to worry about- THE VET!!
20. Egyptians worship you because you are awesome and the rest of the world loves you too :)
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