Why I Wouldn't Want to Be a Flower

Here are a few reasons I would NOT want to be a flower, and why I'd rather be moss. See, moss is simple. It doesn't do anything. It isn't particularly beautiful. It has a pretty color (but not really). Finally, it's soft. It's as simple as that- I would MUCH rather be moss!! Anyway, here is a list explaining why I would NOT want to be a flower. No offense to flowers..

 

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 1. Because people would be smelling you all the time.

2. You'd die every Winter. 

3. Some animals might try to eat you... 

4. Bees will suck out your insides.

5. You don't get to eat cheeseburgers..

6. People will rip you from the ground...simply for decoration.

7. Some people would be allergic to you... That would make for awkward social gatherings.

8. Never mind. You don't get to go to social gatherings because YOU'RE A FLOWER. 

9. There are so many possibilities that you could die- lack of water, no sun, too much water, etc. 

10. You could get stepped on. 

COMMENT WHICH SIDE YOU ARE ON AND WE'LL SEE WHICH SIDE IS BETTER!!!