My Favorite 'Would You Rather" Questions

If you have never played "Would You Rather", it is rather simple. All you have to do is think of two great things (or terrible things) and ask the person which they'd rather do. You HAVE to make a decision- even if you wouldn't want to do either one. But if you aren't feeling very creative and can't come up with any good questions, then here are a few that you can ask.

 WOULD YOU RATHER...

-Not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby OR change gender every time you sneeze?

-Have fingers as long as your legs OR legs as long as your fingers?

-Have the power of telepathy OR the power to read minds? 

-Be able to see your friends past OR your own future?

-Be telekinetic OR have your cat be telekinetic?

-Have the power to fill things OR the power to make things empty?

-Be deaf OR be blind?

-Be a dog OR be a robot dog?

-Have an in-ground pool OR a home theatre?

-Be famous on Facebook OR have no friends?

-Let your cat/dog/pet be able to talk OR let yourself be able to speak to them?

-Be able to sleep whenever you want OR never need sleep?

-Have the power of invisibility OR the power to control minds?

-Be a cat OR be a dog?

-Be a fish OR be a lizard?

-Become a bird for 24 hours OR become a bird full-time?

-Be world-wide famous and have no privacy whatsoever OR be super weird, have no friends, and talk to yourself all the time?

-Watch movies with subtitles for the rest of your life OR have all of the movies you watch be too quiet?

-Go to prison for 1 full year OR eat your own dog/cat/pet?

-Not know how to spell OR be terrible at math?

-Go bald OR be completely covered in hair?

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Why I Wouldn't Want to Be a Flower

Here are a few reasons I would NOT want to be a flower, and why I'd rather be moss. See, moss is simple. It doesn't do anything. It isn't particularly beautiful. It has a pretty color (but not really). Finally, it's soft. It's as simple as that- I would MUCH rather be moss!! Anyway, here is a list explaining why I would NOT want to be a flower. No offense to flowers..

 

                VS.        

 1. Because people would be smelling you all the time.

2. You'd die every Winter. 

3. Some animals might try to eat you... 

4. Bees will suck out your insides.

5. You don't get to eat cheeseburgers..

6. People will rip you from the ground...simply for decoration.

7. Some people would be allergic to you... That would make for awkward social gatherings.

8. Never mind. You don't get to go to social gatherings because YOU'RE A FLOWER. 

9. There are so many possibilities that you could die- lack of water, no sun, too much water, etc. 

10. You could get stepped on. 

COMMENT WHICH SIDE YOU ARE ON AND WE'LL SEE WHICH SIDE IS BETTER!!!

Non Sequitur

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It's funny how when I'm loud, people ask me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong with me.

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My best friend thinks she's smart, and she said that onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her face :)

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Non Sequitur: Scientific Research

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I think gerbils are cool...but not when they have chest colds. They have adorable sneezes, though.

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Dear Millionaires...

Dear Millionaires,

If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room, give me all of your money because you're spending it wrong.

Sincerely,

                     AWESOME PEOPLE.

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What Sharks Would Think About If They Didn't Have Teeth

Some people wonder about strange things. Some people accidentally spell "strange" as "starnge". Anyway, I also wonder about strange things... One of these things include what sharks might think about if they didn't have teeth. Continue reading...

-I wish I could eat human.

-My friend on Facebook, Sharknado, says that humans taste bitter.

-He also says they are good with BBQ sauce.

-I wonder what tuna on the cob tastes like.

-I wonder if my gums taste like tuna on the cob.

-Humans eat corn on the cob.. I wonder what that tastes like.

-Steve says blood tastes good, but I will never know.

-I lost Steve. Steve has teeth.

-If nobody finds Steve, I will bite their heads off.

-Oh yeah... Forget that last thought.

-I am taking a toothless shark selfie. #toothless&fabulous

-I can't talk right when I'm toothless, but me can think right.

-Steve says I can't think right. Well, Steve, who teached you how to spoke?

-Atleast I'll never need braces...

-...unless I get gum braces.

-Teeth are useless anyway. 

-That is, if you don't want to eat popcorn.

-Or popped fishcorn. 

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Another Celebrity Without Eyebrows (or teeth)

Another Celebrity Without Eyebrows (or teeth)

Another Celebrity Without Eyebrows (or teeth)

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